The Silly and Tiny Dungeon Master Christmas Story

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:13 am

My gargantuan kipper also salutes you.

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:13 am

A penguin's rhombus sounds extremely painful

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:14 am

i still feel we are managing to rise above gaping moonstones, so i'm not goign to compalin about spikey penguin parts

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:22 am

And just above Stamm's jockstrap contents. His beard seems to have been quiet of late, maybe he's tied it up for winter

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:25 am

maybe it's frozen solid from all the stuff in it?

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:30 am

Its amazing. I hear the solution to the scroll is in there too.

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:30 am

Right, I am off to bed. Finish it up nicely!

Penguins! Penguins! *Fneh*

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:36 am

Yeah, i'm half a battlestar galactica from dropping dead of exhaustion here!

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:40 am

Well I've achieved the grand total of no work tonight on anything. Glad my sanity is still intact though...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:43 am

well, i've looked for jobs twice (not found anything) cleaned a part of a kitchen, and typed much drivel
woohoo for me...

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:52 am

I have a bad case of 'mouse hand': you know, gert big read callous on corner of palm, and zero blood supply to fingers. 8 hours infront of this monitor and I have created 3 pressure pads and an oitu. Not good.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:55 am

that's one object per...some number...1.6666666667?

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:04 am

Tremendous output. Its driving me nuts. If Mr Stevens could invent a USB adapter that plugged into my brain and fed CSBuild directly, I'd be most grateful.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:08 am

sounds liek a winning plan
i'm off to bed to dream up the concept, and i will telpathically upload the needed data to his brain directly
either that or i'll send those damn penguin dreams again...

Selie · Post by **Selie** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:11 am

So, if I say the word "penguin" at you, will you be reduced to giggling men in gingham dresses?

I think I've discovered a method to take over all of Britain... *rubs hands together gleefully*

JCG · Post by **JCG** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:46 am

....as lethal as the Monthy Python's "Funniest Joke in the World" ?

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:49 am

uh-oh, our british weakness has been revealed...quick, more strengthening refreshing tea!

*does popeye music*

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:22 pm

Nowt as good as a cup o' Yorkshire tea Beo, strips enamel off yer teeth.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:57 pm

yeah, i had coke for that, i think i will keep my remaining enamal thanks : )

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:28 pm

I think botulism may have slowed the thread down a little..quick, throw in a penguin!

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:33 pm

Throwing penguins is the only way to make the buggers fly

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:02 pm

Hey, I'm back! I am feeling pleased with myself for having finally got around to filing my tax return online having put it off for most of the year, and getting a pleasant surprise that it was £600 less than I expected it to be.

So, Pingu's airborne? Nice!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:30 pm

congrats o nthe rebate...or at least on the least expenditure....or whatever!

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:32 pm

*Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* *honk*

"Fnne pnneehh hffnenepp pnnfhfh fweep ghfneep pweenfngeeheep"

*clap, clap*

I thank you, Pingu!

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:33 pm

£600 quid? Handy.. It'll buy you one of them MiniMac thingies

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:37 pm

i think gambit already has...beware the white 'packing bags' placed around it to 'protect it' from its trip from columbia

Post by **PaulH** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:43 pm

I'm not yet a convert to all this 'mini' technology. Most mp3 players sound horrific, but Ok for portable use I suppose. Roll on the days of even better media storage so we don't have to compress stuff as much. Maybe computers don't need to be as bulky as they are, but in my experience, style products are generally crap.

Post by **Gambit37** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:47 am

No, no, no -- not gonna buy one, wouldn't be useful for me -- but purely as eye candy I think it's a cute piece of kit.

The £600 saved was because I thought I would have to pay tax on all the benefits I had received while unemployed but it turns out council tax benefit and housing benefit are tax free -- I only had to pay it on the job seeker's allowance. So that was nice.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 6:53 pm

ok, this stuff about the priivate lives of ant-men is both more than i wanted to know, yet funny : )

BloodFromStone · Post by **BloodFromStone** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:11 pm

lol, yeah, that was an epic sentence.