The Silly and Tiny Dungeon Master Christmas Story

Post by **Gambit37** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:34 am

There might be a bit of leeway if a sentence is unfinished... but remember, I will be adding a special little roundup to the story, as is my privilege, so don't worry about thinking of an 'ending' as such.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:35 am

i know, it's....sad, really *sniff*

all i can suggets is that everyone make the effort to include any of the memorable characters of times passed...*sniff* like when *tear* wuuf was almost burnt alive *rusn off crying with emotion*

Post by **PaulH** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:35 am

I'll drop it in earlier... bloody scientists...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:43 am

ok people, in these dying minutes it's vital we stick to the rules
in the case of multiple posts, the first person alters it! even i will stick to this rule for a change!

COME ON! WE CAN DO IT!

Post by **Gambit37** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:43 am

F**k! Multiple posting and editing is a nightmare!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:45 am

yah, but i think the 'first person' rule will work, especially since we aren't going anywhere so the fdirst person will spot the mistake quickly enough...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:49 am

wow, clever edit there! *i just edited mine for spelling..usualyl i would check beforehand...

Post by **Gambit37** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:49 am

Yeah, but paul keeps editing his when he's not the first person! Mr.H! Much as I admire your ability to come up with clever words and erroneous trains of thought, I'm gonna take one look at yer and say "Oi! H! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Post by **Gambit37** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:50 am

WTF? WTF? WTF?

What the fuck is that gigantic pile of nonsense you just posted?

Post by **PaulH** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:51 am

I only edit silly commas out! I am trying to think steps ahead!

Post by **PaulH** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:54 am

Look it up on google! I hinted in the previous sentance! Doing to many things at the same time, brain hurts...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:55 am

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if 10,000 letters were used, then all at once silenced...

and yeah, i too respect Mr. H's ability to think ahead with his commas...but if i were to come hoem, and find all my books open,, without any letters, and he's there holding them all to make one of his fancy words...i'd 'ave to say 'Oi! NO!'

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:56 am

4 minute warning! no one boil an egg or you'll miss it!

Post by **Gambit37** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:57 am

You have to edit 'sugar' JCG...

Post by **PaulH** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:58 am

Its gone mad! Edit your way out of that!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:58 am

and paul will have to edit 'invented'!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:59 am

want me to edit mine before your brain explodes?
both of you?

Post by **Gambit37** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:59 am

I deleted the offending posts. 1 minute to go!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:00 am

wow, the simple delete...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:00 am

MORE MULTIPLE POSTS!

Post by **PaulH** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:01 am

Computer jammeD!!!

Post by **Gambit37** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:02 am

DONE! It's finished. We have an extraneous 'the'. Congratulations to Paul for getting a super relevant word in on the dot!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:02 am

lol, i wondered why you'#d changed it to dong
I removed my 'The', even it mean i posted last and somehow won : )

JCG · Post by **JCG** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:02 am

Pffeeeuuuu....Let's all drink to the silly Christmas thread ! We all deserve it !

Post by **Gambit37** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:03 am

Blimey. I broke out into a sweat there at the end. I am going to type up the last few pages right now into the first post of this thread -- will be a few minutes. When that is done, I'll add my bit to the end....

Post by **PaulH** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:04 am

Hang on, just rebooting my brain.... WOW! That was great, had to be telepathic, and largely we were! The word is the tobacco mosaic virus! Tried to forewarn a little!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:05 am

lol, if your brain can stand it, read back over it, and play the 'christmas thread drinking game'

If you find your brain twisting at bad grammar, DRINK!
If you find yourself reaching for a dictionary, DRINK!
If you find yourself thinking naughty thoughts about Stamm/Gothmog, Syra, etc, DRINK!
If you find yourself shooting drink out of your nose at a sentence, DRINK MORE!
If you think drinking was possibly the cause of half this thread, ...eh, DRINK!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:06 am

So that scary word is a tabacco virus? hmm...can we eradicate it so the dictionaries will be lighter?

seriously people, read the thread, hopefulyl by then gambit will have his ending : )

Post by **PaulH** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 am

Been hit from multiple directions, AOL overload, abandon ship!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:08 am

lol, mutiple conversations and the christmas thread? you fool! no brian can handle that.
you would find yourself just putting together 20,000 random letters and imaginign it was some form of scientific word...