The Silly and Tiny Christmas Story Summary 2005

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Post by Gambit37 »

Well, your edit isn't much better! I think you're all trying to be too clever and it ain't half as natural as it was last year.

Start just using normal words please people and forget about clever punctuation, it's making it much harder for those who aren't as fluent in English.
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Post by beowuuf »

Aww, you forget how long the thread went on for last year - there was room for the occasional clever bit of stupidity! I also forgot the difference between normal working days and holidays/weekends in terms of speed!
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In a fit of pique I deleted both your apostrophe-starting posts, Beo and Sophia. It made no sense whatsoever and is taking things too far. I'd like to keep this simple so everyone can join in!

Moo.
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Lol, then you use frond!
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Post by Sophia »

Why don't you just write the story yourself?
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everyone run for it!! Gambit has mad cow disease!!!
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He's just keeping us honest. I am worried about the mooing though....
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Sorry guys, was sleepy and grumpy last night.
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<monica>Anyway, the rules are there to regulate the fun!</monica>
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I have finished reading my quantum mechanics book and am ready to post. hehehehehehehehhehe
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How appropriate to start with "snail"...
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Ok. Who wrote the floccinocci....etc... word?
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TEE HEE HEE :twisted:
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Slowed up a bit, hasn't it?!
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Post by beowuuf »

It;'s the week, people need sleep, or to go to residential meetings!

Lol, I found a quote that said <Paul's made up disease> is a <Sophia's word> word. I thought it was funny....or would if I oculd remember what <Sophia's word> means

And damn, I had been trying to remember the monica quote all yesterday!
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Post by PaulH »

Gambit37 wrote: It made no sense whatsoever and is taking things too far. I'd like to keep this simple so everyone can join in!

Moo.
Stop bloody interfering then!

Only joking!
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You bloody heathens. Punctuation is for kings, not peas'ants.

I quite favour this line so far:
Syra shimmied silently up towards Elija's tickling pole.
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Post by Gambit37 »

Cirular? Don't you mean circular? I can't edit my mound until that's clarified.....
Last edited by Gambit37 on Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:08 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by PaulH »

It seems to have stalled at 'mound cirular'.
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Ah, by the Powers of Admin, I have the Powerrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Post by beowuuf »

Lol, power corrupts, absolute power is fantastic

Absolut vodka + absolute power - hmm, maybe that wouldn't be a good experiment!
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You're not far from a quadruple revelation, dear boy.
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I'll try it...
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You'll try anything!
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Lol, I went to edit your word back but you beat me too it...that was freaky
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Post by PaulH »

Super speed editing lol.

What does 'harooming' mean!
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Post by beowuuf »

Treebeard haroommed, but since he made up the word i put it in quote marks
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Thats it! I knew I had heard it somewhere
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Post by beowuuf »

See, I'm not mad....unlike the concept of wet-wipes with afros...
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Post by PaulH »

yes, a cross page mix up here!
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