Chatroom quote of the week

Post by **linflas** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:20 am

which means that ameena is right-handed for carrying parrots

Bit · Post by **Bit** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:25 am

Ameena wrote:Heh yeah, miss out the bit where I said Ollie had just landed on my arm .

Miss me?

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:12 pm

Sophia wrote:(21:06:45) Adamo: hey people, we`re very lucky we`re alive, since they started LHC project- and the world didn`t blew up!!
(21:07:02) Sophia: yeah, i was worried, how about you
(21:08:27) Trantor: well, the swiss already make holes in cheese, so it was certainly possible that they could also make holes in the world, or universe...
(21:09:09) Sophia: yeah, them and their corrupt "neutrality", it'd be JUST LIKE them to blow up the universe and then be like "oh no it wasn't us, we just got a hadron that was a bit larger than we could handle!"
(21:10:17) Sophia: compare this to the "large hardon collider" which is some kind of gay frottage porn

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:35 pm

Sophia wrote:(20:34:17) Sophia: tiggy's always got a funny look, it's like she's a good girlfriend for mophus
(20:34:23) Sophia: "she doesn't have to kneel, it's great"

Post by **Ameena** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:14 pm

Oh, are we getting back to the realms of "Wuuf lacks the blow command" now?

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:20 pm

did you ever think it would be anything else?

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:55 pm

beowuuf wrote:(19:51:34) beowuuf: i mean...can we stop being perverse so early and get back to talking about why DSB is so cool and what was supposed to be showing off it's tech features?
(19:52:13) Trantor: are you afraid of non-perverts entering and thinking bad stuff about us beo? you won't find any here
(19:53:03) beowuuf: no, i'm afraid of newbies entering and being prepared for the filth - it's so much more fun to be talking DM when they come in, then all of a sudden be like 'MOPHUS'S GIANT COCK STRIKES AGAIN'

Joramun · Post by **Joramun** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:10 pm

Someday this forum will be in the top results on google for
"gay porn" "lesbian dungeon" and "mophus".

Post by **Gambit37** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:11 pm

It shouldn't be, searching of forum content is disabled. We're safe.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:29 pm

Just our readers that are screwed

Screwed like a tied down screamer when mophus has his <deleted due to reasons of taste>

Adamo · Post by **Adamo** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:31 pm

ok, we could at least pretend that we`re not perverted every time when a new person loggs in to the chat. A logged newbie should change the discussion back to DM, so that he wouldn`t recognize what`s cooking

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:56 pm

Beo sums it up perfectly:

beowuuf wrote:(15:54:07) steampunkonline: if I use cocaine, my tongue becomes a bit numb and I can't pronounce the letter "s" properly
(15:54:11) steampunkonline: it sounds all snakelike
(15:54:16) beowuuf: nice to know

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:21 pm

Sophia displays her knowledge about sports! On why American football is popular in the USA, but not in Europe:

Sophia wrote:Sophia: basically, the USA was never part of the european middle ages
Sophia: so unlike you guys we're not sick of watching men in massive armor smash into each other

And shortly after that:

Sophia wrote:Sophia: lesbians seem to like the WNBA though
Sophia: perhaps they could get a boost with the new slogan, "WNBA: NO BALLS ON THE COURT EXCEPT ONE"

Linesmachine · Post by **Linesmachine** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:04 pm

Adamo wrote:ok, we could at least pretend that we`re not perverted every time when a new person loggs in to the chat. A logged newbie should change the discussion back to DM, so that he wouldn`t recognize what`s cooking

er...ok. Who would you rather engage in a sexual relationship with....Gothmog or Hissssa? I'd do Gothmog, I'd like to try an ethereal fxck, whipping of that cape of his/hers and looking dreamily into those red eyes.

...did I miss the point?

Post by **Sophia** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:17 pm

Linesmachine wrote:did I miss the point?

Completely.

Post by **Sophia** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:08 pm

Trantor wrote:Trantor: so, um... german makes you think of... toilets?

Doesn't it, though?

Post by **Sophia** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:21 pm

Sound advice on German grammar:

T0mi wrote:T0Mi: if it's all in ALLCAPS, its always correct!

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:51 pm

(23:43:16) T0Mi: there is only one thing worse than drinking: smoking... *lits-a-zig*
(23:44:37) Gambit37: there's only one thing worse than smoking. Waking up with someone you don't recognise and realising you didn't have any condoms.
(23:45:11) Trantor: i can't say gambit, that never happened to me...
(23:45:32) Gambit37: Me neither. But I think that would be worse than smoking, right?
(23:45:46) T0Mi: *could tell a story, but won't*
(23:45:52) Sophia:
(23:46:04) Trantor: t mi, you just earned your

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:35 pm

On the reason why everyone left Ajax Chat all of a sudden, I finally learned more about linguistics:

beowuuf wrote:(22:33:19) beowuuf: it is - you mentioned skype, which means 'slut' in american slang, 'damnation to your grandmother' in polish, 'i like your loincloth' in certain german dialetcs, and 'you are english' in scottish slang

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:07 pm

Twins seem to share everything...

MasterWuuf wrote:(20:02:51) MasterWuuf: My wife is a twin. The guy who married her twin is quiet, but nuts.
(20:03:33) Sophia: the good news is if they ever get bored maybe they can just switch places
(20:03:57) MasterWuuf: I'd know the difference. My wife kisses better.

MasterWuuf · Post by **MasterWuuf** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:08 pm

You Dirty Bird.

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:51 pm

Cowsmanaut and Lunever wrote:Lunever: btw: anyone already readmy latest post?
cowsmanaut: your latest post?
Lunever: asking about joysticks
cowsmanaut: I like my joystick... and sometimes I let others play with it.. but only if they are nice... and only if they don't have cold hands..
cowsmanaut: wait.. you were talking about controlers...
Lunever: I rather thought about hardware ... well that comment won't do either I suppose

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:14 pm

I have been discovered!

Sophia wrote:Sophia: trantor, why don't you just admit you listen to wagner and pose in the mirror telling yourself how manly you are

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:46 pm

Sometimes, even I am speechless...

Lunever wrote:Lunever: Sophia: I bet you have divine tits

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:50 pm

A sharp observation of human society:

Sophia wrote:Sophia: sadly, some (many?) social groups are only held together by common hatreds
Sophia: straights hate the gays. gays hate the straights. bisexuals hate anyone who won't date them.

Post by **Lunever** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:09 pm

Trantor: i actually saw sülze in the supermarket yesterday, i thought of you sophia

Post by **Sophia** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:22 am

Gambit37 wrote:Gambit37: I agree with Sophia.

Could it be? It must be Christmas time! Or a full moon.

Post by **Sophia** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:22 am

iGame3D wrote:iGame3D: pcx images are weird by the way...its like something you'd find on some 1988 porn BBS

DSB's secret origins revealed.

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:45 pm

Sophia wrote:Sophia: anyone who puts a deliberate "dead end" area in their dungeon ought to be forced to be mophus's sex slave for a month

Trantor · Post by **Trantor** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:09 pm

Observations on the music industry:

cowsmanaut wrote:cowsmanaut: see, funny thing about rap.. you add a C to the name and it exposes it's true form!