This is the Gumbat: a firebreathing monster from the deep south. Health: not good. Stamina: even worse. Mana: comical.
Any resemblance to persons both living or dead may be entirely coincidental.
Ironically, I was about to change my works profile photo to something a little more classy. You'd have had a much less funny picture to work from had I managed that...
I was just idly flicking through google... entered your name, plus 'Brighton', followed my nose and BINGO! Thats a class pic, and it had to be you. Beo confirm.... er no-one else involved actually. You said in another thread about your bonkers headgear!
I just happened to be innocently roped into the whole discussion and confirmed that the work profile was indeed sounding suspciously similar to certain board members
There may have been some mild chuckling and some cries of 'NO ONE LOOKS HOW I THOUGHT THEY WOULD!' Nothing else. Uh uh. Nope. Not me.
*runs*
A few of those wonderful adjectives describe my appearance, although "lanky streak of p*ss" was a common description at school. This is probably more accurate though "Studious and intelligent, balding web geek with inflatable paunch. Includes removable tiny-child's headgear and optional red-eye. Great to play with on those dark winter nights. *Coming late summer*: Studly Buff outfit -- instantly adds muscle, girth, hair and Colgate smile. Vanity mirror and massive wallet optional."
Aah, yes, the Milky Bar Kid. A highly original playground insult from yonder days. I remember it well. Recently a Big Issue seller even said the same thing
Him: "Oi, Milky Bar Kid, Big Issue?"
Me: "Ha. That's original" Then a quick knee in his groin and scampered away with his takings.
Yeah, I called one friend barrel and another elvis, so I think I deserved it when one called out loudly, when I was quickly darting into a video store to return videos "Hurry up yah wee ferrety b*stard"
*just wonders whether to reply in this thread anymore, since it has gone OT again and has also gone too wierd for her to even reply anymore, just pads out unnoticed, still grinning at the new monster =P*
"don't give me that you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings, Shut your festering gob ya tit, your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee nosed, maloderous pervert!!"
Now there's an insult...
I have worse.. but that's the best that could be publicly shown.. not to mention the most recognisable
