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This is the Gumbat: a firebreathing monster from the deep south. Health: not good. Stamina: even worse. Mana: comical.

Any resemblance to persons both living or dead may be entirely coincidental.

Ooooh, so tempted just to delete that one... guess you've been following links from my profile...

Damn. And I thought I'd been so careful...

Had to be done! ya know, people might not have cottoned on it was you...

As Beo said, too much time on my hands!

Ironically, I was about to change my works profile photo to something a little more classy. You'd have had a much less funny picture to work from had I managed that...

I was just idly flicking through google... entered your name, plus 'Brighton', followed my nose and BINGO! Thats a class pic, and it had to be you. Beo confirm.... er no-one else involved actually. You said in another thread about your bonkers headgear!

hmm i seem to have a different image.. containing similar head gear.. either it's from the same night.. or you might have a few issues

I just happened to be innocently roped into the whole discussion and confirmed that the work profile was indeed sounding suspciously similar to certain board members
There may have been some mild chuckling and some cries of 'NO ONE LOOKS HOW I THOUGHT THEY WOULD!' Nothing else. Uh uh. Nope. Not me.
*runs*

so just how did you picture him? Fat and homely? buff and studly? studious and intelligent? young surfer dude?

A few of those wonderful adjectives describe my appearance, although "lanky streak of p*ss" was a common description at school. This is probably more accurate though "Studious and intelligent, balding web geek with inflatable paunch. Includes removable tiny-child's headgear and optional red-eye. Great to play with on those dark winter nights. *Coming late summer*: Studly Buff outfit -- instantly adds muscle, girth, hair and Colgate smile. Vanity mirror and massive wallet optional."

it's shorter, too

muahahaha, i still pity gambit though =P

I quite like what your work colleagues said in your 'newsletter': Milky Bar kid on stilts!

Aah, yes, the Milky Bar Kid. A highly original playground insult from yonder days. I remember it well. Recently a Big Issue seller even said the same thing

Him: "Oi, Milky Bar Kid, Big Issue?"
Me: "Ha. That's original" Then a quick knee in his groin and scampered away with his takings.

Part of that might not be true.

I had the unfortunate moniker at school of 'air-bomb head' after been hit on the head by a large firework at a display.

Blimey! There's no answer to that!

Yes there is, it start in 'W' and ends in 'ahahahahahahahaha' : )

Big nose, pick axe - that was mine
Fun times! Then again, gave just as bad to my friends in return too! Why do children have to be so cruel?

Because they want to!
Because they want to!

(Just warming up for Saturday night at 7pm, BBC1)

LMAO. I'll be missing it, no doubt it will be very legally downloadable afterwards from many wonderful, wonderfully legal sites

milkybar kid? o.o that old advert rubbish? ergh... i hated it... *goes and orders some water from the inn bar*

I had a great answer. It sorta went, 'f@ck, my hairs onfire.'

Pick Axe? Nice. People used to call this unfortunate person at college (the) 'Thunderpig'

The Milky Bars are on Gambit!

i think ill pass =P

Yeah, I called one friend barrel and another elvis, so I think I deserved it when one called out loudly, when I was quickly darting into a video store to return videos "Hurry up yah wee ferrety b*stard"

I think the Scots are pretty honest when it comes to taking the piss

*just wonders whether to reply in this thread anymore, since it has gone OT again and has also gone too wierd for her to even reply anymore, just pads out unnoticed, still grinning at the new monster =P*

"don't give me that you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings, Shut your festering gob ya tit, your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee nosed, maloderous pervert!!"

Now there's an insult...

I have worse.. but that's the best that could be publicly shown.. not to mention the most recognisable

I was looking for an argument...
- Oh, so sorry, this is abuse!

and the winner is!!!

Yes, traveling the net in it's many clips and strips and photos is various monty python skits..



moo