[April Fool's] DSB Version 1.0
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[April Fool's] DSB Version 1.0
It's finally here, with lots of new additions!
What's new:
- Renderer can be set to use 16 colors for maximum authenticity
- COBOL can now be used for scripting in addition to Lua
- Images can now include channels for other Greek letters too
- Fixed a serious bug that caused DSB to inadvertantly function properly, it will now behave as intended
- dsb_floppy_access() will briefly access the floppy drive for no reason
- dsb_backstory() will generate a bit of stereotyped high fantasy nonsense if you can't be arsed to write a story
- Lord Librasulus really will smite thee down
In addition, Mophus' grin can now be used as a weapon in the standard distribution's objects.lua.
What's new:
- Renderer can be set to use 16 colors for maximum authenticity
- COBOL can now be used for scripting in addition to Lua
- Images can now include channels for other Greek letters too
- Fixed a serious bug that caused DSB to inadvertantly function properly, it will now behave as intended
- dsb_floppy_access() will briefly access the floppy drive for no reason
- dsb_backstory() will generate a bit of stereotyped high fantasy nonsense if you can't be arsed to write a story
- Lord Librasulus really will smite thee down
In addition, Mophus' grin can now be used as a weapon in the standard distribution's objects.lua.
Last edited by Sophia on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: DSB Version 1.0
Sophia wrote:- Fixed a serious bug that caused DSB to inadvertantly function properly, it will now behave as intended

Re: DSB Version 1.0
Ups. I think someone has been reading the 2007 Christmas Story, and I thought it was just Beo and me!Sophia wrote:In addition, Mophus' grin can now be used as a weapon in the standard distribution's objects.lua.