The Silly and Tiny Christmas Story Discussion 2006 / 2012

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:07 am

ian: shortest line so far, and yet one of the crudest and funniest

Post by **Gambit37** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:19 pm

Seconded! Anyway, I'm of for Christmas now so will miss out on five days of mirth inducing story making. Keep up the good work on it!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:18 pm

Well I'm off to - everyone join in and do stuff : )

Post by **Gambit37** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:27 pm

We seem to have stalled. I'm gonna let it run until 12th night (6th jan), so let's try and aim for a resolution by end of Saturday. Hopefully, there's still enough of you around with enough interest to wrap it up in fabulous style...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:54 am

I think the stall could have been because of new years'

Post by **Gambit37** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:53 pm

Yes, agreed, though despite that the story still seems to be struggling for creativity and humour. Let's try and go out with a bang --- I've added a character that *might* help us do so...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:15 pm

In a way the split sentences don't really let you create a story though - you are settign up soemhting funny for the nest person really. It was always balancing having a plotty yet silly sentence with a sillier split sentence ; )

Post by **Gambit37** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:47 am

I'm shuddering at the thought of the impending showdown between Mr. Creosote and the Badger of Doom. I must retire to my bed in haste! Nighty night.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:53 am

Oooooooh, riiiiiiiiiight. Should have gotten it with the discworld reference from earlier.

Lol, well, I have named all Dm charatcers now, and hopefully all their reactions are setting an audience for the climactic showdown - you knwo, climactic unless other epople want the story to keep going : )

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:05 pm

Gambit, I think your old boner managed to imbed itself in everyone's head so we can't post

Post by **Gambit37** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:43 pm

I know it was obvious, but it made me laugh at the time. I can't believe you can't come up with something to follow on from that, it's only an aside after all...

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:47 am

Oh, I'm sure I can. I was actually just leaving the way clear for anyone else to post, then decided a little innuendo filled ribbing was in order!

Post by **Gambit37** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:54 pm

beowuuf wrote:"I won't stand for this!" said Halk firmly, falling down and crying at the terrible sight before him like an enourmous hairy baby in a brown furry nappy.

This one really made me laugh out loud. Nice one dude.

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:58 pm

Glad to be of service!

Post by **Gambit37** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:52 pm

I can't finish the story tonight, so let's continue on Sunday. Hopefully, a few more people will come by and help it go out with a bang!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:17 am

You still wanted to kill it by the 6th then?

Post by **Gambit37** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:23 am

Yah. But now I wanna watch the last two episode of Alias: season 3 on DVD. It's very exciting!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:04 am

Is it just me or is a final plot coming together about how everyone gets out of the well, funnily coming from initial references about Nabi loving badgers (so also ties to the original lines of the story). Sweet!

Come one, come all!

We need some last lines for tomorrow about how the champions get out of the well. Extra huge amounts of bonus points for managing to use previous encounters and references that were seemingly random as key to them getting out, and extra-ordinarily massive bonus points for getting those last champions in or sneaking in references to board members!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:24 am

Oops, btw I just realised I already included all the champions, so no ego-enhancing huge bonuses for anyone in that department : (

Post by **Gambit37** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:33 am

Did you? I thought I got the first mention of Wu Tse just now!?

EDIT: Damn, Azzizi was digging her in the ribs!

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:55 am

Hehe, Ameena - are you delivering an RD-like kryten 'or we could use the paddle, sir' thing?

Post by **Ameena** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:06 am

Hehe not deliberately...I just thought it was kinda obvious and then had a random person point it out

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beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:20 am

Many bonus points for spotting the gaping plot hole : )

Post by **Ameena** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:45 am

Heh, pun intended?

beowuuf · Post by **beowuuf** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:25 am

Afraid not, except I'm gping to pretend so from now on

Well spotted *hehe*

Post by **Gambit37** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:16 pm

I kind of cheated with the Grey Lor'ds rubbish spell as I got two sentences in there really.... oh well!

I'm happy to let this run until it reaches a satisfactory conclusion if we can't finish it tonight.

ian_scho · Post by **ian_scho** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:27 am

I know that I've been away for a long time...
I know that this story was supposed to finish by Christmas...
I know that I have read the whole story and still dont understand all the random (Badger!) ramblings... But:
Can you confirm to me that this story is finished and let me get on with some work please?

Post by **Gambit37** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:20 pm

No, it's not finished yet, we need to get them out of the well!

ian_scho · Post by **ian_scho** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:34 pm

Flippin eck, we've moved back in there havent we, only this time with a badger.

Post by **cowsmanaut** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:39 pm

well the badger is stuck now, and I provided an obvious exit and the perfect patsy, but turns out rather than being trounced by the group for having forgotten about them, he got in and out and left them to die

some might say it was a certain someone not wanting to give up this time eating daily event...

I wonder who